Snowpup once foolishly asked, "So what is the story behind bonehorn? Is it a secret or something?"




You can't handle the bonehorn.

The first rule of Bonehorn? You don't talk about bonehorn.

Ask not what your bonehorn can do for you, ask what you can do for your bonehorn

 nobody puts bonehorn in the corner. NOBODY!

 Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our bonehorn!!! -William Wallace

I'm going to make you a bonehorn you can't refuse.

Say bonehorn again. Say. Bonehorn. Again. I dare ya, I double dare ya, mothafucka, say bonehorn one more god damn time. Go on. Does he look like a bitch? BANG.

You don't know the power of the bonehorn!

four bones and seven horns ago...

Thou shall not covet thy neighbors bonehorn

Wherever the enemy goes let our bonehorn go also.

Jeff, to answer your question seriously, when the first baby laughed for the first time, it broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of bonehorns.

not all bonehorns who wander are lost

I find your lack of bonehorn disturbing